to the gay:

happy birthday to my favouritest timmo in the world! he who never fails to cheer me up when i am down/bored/emo, who knows and has laughed at almost all of my secrets over the years, he who i always know never to judge me, the funniest and wierdest person i know who enlightened me to the 'wonders' of anus fur and other unnamable body parts (micro penis?)... love you loads my dear! hope it was a great bdae :)